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This is a discussion on Funny though real definitions within the THE ENGLISH ZONE forums, part of the ساحة اللغة العربية category; Funny though real definitions School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you ...
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الموقع يمنع نشر الأغاني والمقاطع والصور الخليعة وغيرها من المحرمات .. أخي الكريم أختي الكريمة إن نشرك لأي موضوع أو مشاركة تحمل أغاني أو صور فاضحةأو يدعوا الى أي من المحرمات او يدعوا الى الرذيله سيكون في ميزان أعمالك وستتحمل وزر كل من أطلع عليه يوم لا ينفع مال ولا بنون .. ستقوم إدارة الموقع بما تستطيع القيام عليه من حذف وتهذيب ولكن في النهاية انت مسئول عن اي حرام اقترفته في هذا الموقع ولا تتحمل إدارة الموقع وزر أحد .
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| من كبار كتّاب الملتقى  تاريخ التسجيل: Oct 2004
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|  Funny though real definitions Funny though real definitions School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Father: A banker provided by nature. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death للمزيد من مواضيعي | |
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| كتّاب ملتقى الحوار العربي تاريخ التسجيل: Apr 2002 الدولة: earth
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  | رد: Funny though real definitions  Smile you are in Hdrmut English Zone 
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| من كبار كتّاب الملتقى تاريخ التسجيل: Oct 2004
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| رد: Funny though real definitions ^  
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| كتّاب ملتقى الحوار العربي تاريخ التسجيل: Apr 2002 الدولة: earth
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| رد: Funny though real definitions اقتباس:
What a smile brother m76gmm  Is it Chinese smile or Indian one
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| من كبار كتّاب الملتقى تاريخ التسجيل: Oct 2004
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| رد: Funny though real definitions 說文解字/说文解字 我
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| من كبار كتّاب الملتقى تاريخ التسجيل: Oct 2004
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| رد: Funny though real definitions up
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| الموضوع | كاتب الموضوع | المنتدى | مشاركات | آخر مشاركة |
| Funny Story | ابن البلاد | ساحة الصداقة والفكاهة | 21 | 10-09-2008 03:52 PM |
| Real love ..... اهـداء للجميع ..... Real love | ماسك عصا | ساحة الصداقة والفكاهة | 16 | 28-01-2007 04:30 PM |
| No money No funny | المنطلق | THE ENGLISH ZONE | 5 | 19-03-2006 12:18 AM |
| Funny Story | ابن البلاد | THE ENGLISH ZONE | 5 | 27-07-2005 06:35 PM |
| Funny and True | mba | THE ENGLISH ZONE | 5 | 26-03-2005 07:32 PM |
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